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Cameron Diaz.

2009-03-29T14:22:00.000-07:00

Megan Fox.

2009-03-29T14:19:00.000-07:00

Tricia Helfer.

2009-03-12T11:28:00.000-07:00

SopHia Bush.

2009-03-11T12:05:00.001-07:00

very very nice......

2009-03-01T11:24:00.000-08:00

Kausa

2009-03-01T11:21:00.000-08:00

Paris Hilton

2009-03-01T11:10:00.000-08:00

Sonam Kapoor

2009-02-20T10:18:00.000-08:00

2009-02-18T11:15:00.000-08:00

Heart Can Skip Beats 4 a While

Memories can be kept in a

fileA desert can replace the

NileBut...

Nothing can stop a smile

when ur name appears on my mobile.......... ......... ......... .........

My eyes reacted

My mind was attracted,

My heart was affected,

Thousands were rejected,But u alone were selected !!......... ......... ......... .........

Measured by miles you are far from me.

Measured by thoughts you are closer to me.

Measured by closed eyes you are with me.Measured by Heart you are in me...forever. .

Hottest Closeups.

2009-02-18T11:09:00.000-08:00

Lacey Chabert

2009-02-18T11:04:00.001-08:00

Tamanna.

2009-02-18T10:13:00.000-08:00

Sharon Stone

2009-02-18T10:01:00.000-08:00

Nice

2009-02-18T09:56:00.001-08:00

Dostana (All New Hot Videos DVD Quality in MP4

2009-02-02T09:03:00.000-08:00

01 - Shut Up And Bounce

02 - Jaane Kyun

03 - Maa Da Laadla

04 - Khabhar Nahi

05 - Desi Girl

06 - Kuch Kam

07 - Maa Da Laadla Remix

Click Here For Download All songs

CUTE

2009-01-25T02:21:00.000-08:00

Dehli 6 mp3 songs

2009-01-18T04:31:00.001-08:00

Director : Rakeysh Omprakash Mehra

Producer : Rakeysh Omprakash Mehra, Ronnie Screwvala

Music Director : A. R. Rahman

Lyricist/s : Prasoon Joshi

Cast : Abhishek Bachchan, Rishi Kapoor, Atul Kulkarni, Divya Dutta, Sonam Kapoor, Om Puri, Pavan Malhotra, Supriya Pathak

Release Date : 20 February 2009

Right Click on the Link and select “Save Target As” to download song

01. Aarti (Tumre Bhavan Mein) - Rekha Bharadwaj , Kishori Gowariker , Shraddha Pandit , Sujata Majumdar

02. Arziyan - Kailash Kher , Javed Ali

03. Bhor Bhayi - Ustad Bade Ghulam Ali Khan , Shreya Ghoshal, Gujri Todi

04. Delhi 6 - Benny Dayal , Vivinenne Pocha , Blaaze , Tanvi , Claire

05. Dil Gira Dafatan - Ash King , Backing Chinmayee

06. Genda Phool - Rekha Bharadwaj , Shraddha Pandit , Sujata Majumdar

07. Hey Kaala Bandar - Karthik , Naresh , Srinivas , Bony Chakravarthy

08. Masakalli - Mohit Chauhan

09. Noor - Amitabh Bachchan

10. Rehna Tu - A.R Rahman , Benny Dayal , Tanvi

Billu Barber mp3 songs

2009-01-18T04:21:00.000-08:00

Right click on the link and select "Save Target As..." to download song
Marjaani
Love Mera Hit Hit
You Get Me Rockin & Reeling
Ae Aa O
Jaoon Kahan
Billoo Bhayankar
Khudaya Khair
You Get Me Rockin & Reelin
Love Mera Hit Hit - House Mix
Marjaani - Kilogram's Balkan Mix
Khudaya Khair - Reprise You Get Me Rockin & Reeling
Ae Aa O - Remix Marjaani - Electro House
Love Mera Hit Hit
Click here for all songs download

Hollywood's 15 Sexiest Celebrities

2009-01-14T09:36:00.000-08:00

Catherine Zeta Jones

2009-01-14T09:00:00.001-08:00

Kareena

2009-01-07T09:01:00.000-08:00

Deepika adukone

2009-01-07T08:42:00.000-08:00

Avril !!!

2009-01-06T11:33:00.001-08:00

Nice

2009-01-06T10:08:00.000-08:00

Q. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?
A. Moti-vating !!!

Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ?
A. Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai......
Doosri bigadti hai to 'SHUROO' ho jati hai

Q. Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai.
A. Man : Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.

Q. What's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE ?
A. In both cases you feel 'aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta'

Q. Ek admi ne sadhu se kaha, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaaye bataiye.
A. Sadhu bola , Upaay hota to main Sadhu Kyoon Banta?

Anuksha coolllllllllll

2009-01-06T10:04:00.000-08:00

Sharukh

2009-01-04T10:05:00.000-08:00

extreme funny

2009-01-04T09:48:00.001-08:00

extreme funny

Glamour --Georgia HorseleyTuesday,

2009-01-04T06:00:00.000-08:00

Nice & Cute

2009-01-04T05:56:00.000-08:00

Bharath Priyamani Spicy Aarumugam pics

2009-01-04T05:52:00.001-08:00

Dev D MP3 Songs

2009-01-04T05:22:00.000-08:00

Album: Dev DDirected by: Anurag KashyapProducer: Ronnie ScrewvalaMusic composer: Amit TrivediCast: Abhay Deol, Kalki and MahiYear: 2009To download Right-click on song & select “Save target as..”
1: Aankh Micholi: Amit Trivedi 2: Dev Chanda Themes 2: Instrumental 3: Dhol Yaara Dhol: Shilpa Rao , Kshitij 4: Dil Mein Jaagi: Mani 5: Duniya: Amit Trivedi
6: Ek Hulchul Si: Joi Barua 7: Emosanal Attyachar: Bony Chakravarthy 8: Attyachar - Rock Version: Bony Chakravarthy 9: Hikknaal: Labh Jajua 10: Dev Chanda Themes 1: Instrumental 11: Mahi Mennu: Labh Jajua 12: Mahi Mennu - Sad Version: Labh Jajua 13: Nayan Tarse: Amit Trivedi 14: Payaaliya: Shruti Pathak 15: Pardesi: Toshi 16: Ranjhana: Shilpa Rao , Kshitij 17: Saali Khushi: Amit Trivedi 18: Yehi Meri Zindagi: Aditi Singh Sharma

Lucky By Chance MP3 Songs

2009-01-04T05:18:00.000-08:00

Album: Lucky By ChanceDirection: Zoya AkhtarProducer: Farhan Akhtar, Ritesh SidhwaniExecutive Producer: Miriam JosephCast: Farhan Akhtar, Rishi Kapoor, Isha Sharvani, Sanjay Kapoor,Konkona Sen Sharma, Dimple Kapadia, Juhi Chawla, Aly KhanSpecial Appearance: Hrithik RoshanMusic: Shankar Ehsaan LoyLyrics: Javed AkhtarYear: 2008To download
Right-click on song & select “Save target as..”
1: Yeh Zindagi Bhi: Loy Mendonsa, Shekhar Ravjiani
2: Baawre: Loy Mendonsa, Shankar Mahadevan
3: Pyaar Ki Daastan: Amit Paul, Mahalakshmi Iyer
4: Yeh Aaj Kiya Ho Gaya: Sunidhi Chauhan
5: Sapnon Se Bhare Naina: Shankar Mahadevan
6: O Rahi Re: Shankar Mahadevan 7: Baawre - Remix: Loy Mendonsa, Shekhar Ravjiani

From South & Hot

2009-01-04T04:43:00.000-08:00

I Give You My Love

2009-01-04T04:36:00.000-08:00

Can you believe__Enrique Iglesias-Mom

2009-01-04T04:31:00.000-08:00

Can you believe she is 76 years

Coollll lllllllllll

2009-01-04T04:19:00.000-08:00

Tapori But Nice

2009-01-04T04:18:00.000-08:00

A B C D E F G H I * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * U V W X Y Z.. Dekha !!! I and U ke beech jo bhi aaya saale ko tapka dalaKya re!Aasmani kabutar!Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos!Ab itni night ko apun tere ko,kisi film ki kahani sunane,k liye msg to karega nahin,Common sense ki baat hai k,
tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai! Chal ludak le..MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, Tu kitna pada hai?MAMU : B.A.MUNNA BHAI : Sala, do akshar pada aur who bhi ulta?CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?MAMU : Nehin.CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.

Victory hindi MP3 Songs

2009-01-04T04:15:00.000-08:00

Album: VictoryDirector: Ajit PalProducer: Ajit Pal , Manmohan Shetty , Kumar MangatWritten by: Ajit Pal , Kannan IyerMusic composer: Anu MalikCast: Harman Baweja , Amrita Rao , Anupam Kher , Bret Lee , Navjot Singh Siddhu , Allan Border , Gulshan Grover , Mohindar AmarnathYear: 2008

To download Right-click on song & select “Save target as..

1: Money Money Money: Anushka Manchanda , Krishna

2: Balla Utha Chakka Laga: Daler Mehndi , Sukhwinder Singh

3: Aisa Toh Socha Na Tha: K.K

4: We Love Kirket: Kailash Kher

5: Tu Ne Re: Shaan

6: Victory: Dibendu

7: Mazaa Aa Gaya: Sonu Nigam , Suresh Wadkar , Sudesh Bhosle , Altaaf Raja , Sumitra Iyyer , Mahalaxmi Iyer
Happy New Year 2009

Maahi - Rock With Me (Raaz The Mystery Continues) (New Rocking Hot Video in 3GP)

2009-01-04T04:09:00.000-08:00

Mar Jaani ft. Deepika Padukone and Shahrukh Khan - Billu Barber (New Hot Video in 3GP)

2009-01-04T04:07:00.000-08:00

Wife & Husband

2009-01-04T03:53:00.000-08:00

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping the channels.. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust!' And then the fight started...
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.' I bought her a scale. And then the fight started...
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive... So, I took her to a gas station.... And then the fight started....
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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for the aged pension. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'don't bother. Just unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'you should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.' And then the fight started... ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =======
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.' 'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?' And then the fight started... ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ========
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf - always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I came out again and I handed her a toothbrush. I said, 'When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.' And then the fight started...
Doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
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Moral to these stories :

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.

Oppsite

2009-01-04T03:34:00.000-08:00

Cigarette:A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

affairs:Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.

Marriage:It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

Divorce:Future tense of marriag

Lecture:An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either

Conference:The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise:The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Tears:The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower..

Dictionary:A place where divorce comes before marriage.

Conference Room:A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

Ecstasy:A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

Classic:A book which people praise, but do not read.

Smile:A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office:A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn:The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc:A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee:Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience:The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb:An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher:A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

Diplomat:A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Opportunist:A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

Optimist:A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway See I am not injured yet.

Pessimist:A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word

Miser:A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Father:A banker provided by nature.

Criminal:A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.

Boss:Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician:One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor:A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

Nice Inspritaion

2009-01-04T03:29:00.001-08:00

Happy

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haste raho keep smileing

2009-01-04T02:56:00.000-08:00

1. Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai?

Prince: Kya acha lagega? Andar choclate thi, pastry thi, milk badam tha. Thodi der aur ruk jaate shayad Bipasha bhi aa jati

2. Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!

Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
3. Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya. Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

4.Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?

Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya?

Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.

5. Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?

Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

6. Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?

Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.

Wife: Kitni mari?

Man: 3 male aur 2 female. Wife: Kaise malum?

Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...

7.Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out, machhar says "MAA"! Lady asks why did you call me "MAA"? machhar says, "Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA!"..

Naan Kadavul

2009-01-04T02:13:00.001-08:00

Movie Title:Naan KadavulRelease
Date:January 2009
Produced By:Thenappan P.L.Written & Directed By:BalaMusic by:Maestro IlayarajaCast:AryaPoojaTrack
List:01.Om Siva Om - Vijay Prakash
02.Kannil Paarvai - Shreya Ghosal
03.Maatha Un Kovilil - Madhumitha
04.Pichaipaathiram - Madhu Balakrishnan
05.Amma Un Pillai - Sadhana Sargam
06.Oru Kaatril -
IlaiyarajaDownload Naan Kadavul MP3 Individual Songs:
01.Om Siva Om - Vijay Prakash
02.Kannil Paarvai - Shreya Ghosal
03.Maatha Un Kovilil - Madhumitha
04.Pichaipaathiram - Madhu Balakrishnan
05.Amma Un Pillai - Sadhana Sargam
06.Oru Kaatril - Ilaiyaraja
Download Naan Kadavul MP3 All Songs :

GHAJINI

2009-01-01T09:33:00.000-08:00

coolllllllll

2008-12-28T06:07:00.000-08:00

Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi wallpaper

2008-12-28T05:07:00.000-08:00

Very Funny

2008-12-28T04:57:00.000-08:00

South Actress

2008-12-28T04:52:00.000-08:00

Hot Pics

2008-12-28T04:48:00.000-08:00

Wallpaper

2008-12-28T04:36:00.001-08:00

Bollywood Actress

2008-12-28T04:27:00.000-08:00

Tum Paas Aa Rahe Ho MP3 Songs(Mix SOnga Bollywood mp3)

2008-12-28T03:53:00.001-08:00

Tum Paas Aa Rahe Ho MP3 Songs(Mix SOnga Bollywood mp3)

2008-12-28T03:51:00.002-08:00

Everybody On Dance Floor Groove 6 MP3 Songs(remix bollywood mp3)

2008-12-28T03:51:00.001-08:00

1: Ma Da Ladla - Mummy Mix 2: Lu Jaaon Lur Jaaon - Club & Lounge Mix 3: Pappu Can’t Dance - Remix 4: Hari Om Hari Om - Indian Mix 5: Mar Jawan - Remix 6: The Kar Ke - Remix 7: Tujhe Aksa Beach - Remix 8: Jaane Tu Mera Kiya Hai - Remix 9: Speaker Baje - Remix 10: Bachna Ae Haseeno: (Kumar Sanu) - Remix
11: Ru Ba Ru - Bhangra Remix 12: Ek Haseena Thi - Club & Lounge Mix 13: Karle Gunaah - Remix 14: Break Free - Remix 15: Nazrein Milana - Remix 16: Talli - Remix 17: Tere Naal Nachna - Remix (Sukhbir)18: Dhoon Taana - Remix 19: Nobody Like Your - Remix 20: Dupatta Tera Nau Rangda - Remix 21: Fashion Ka Jalwa - Remix 22: Kabhi Kabhi Aditi - Remix 23: Kahin To Hogi - Remix
24: Nagada Nagada - Remix 25: Tandoori Nights - Club & Lounge Remix 26: Bum Bum Bole - Remix 27: Sita Ram Sita Ram - Remix 28: Everybody Put Your Hands Together - Remix 29: Main Agar Kahoon - Remix 30: Dekhta Hai Tu Kiya - Remix 31: Let’s Party - Remix

Yours Now And Forever - Shaan Mp3 Songs

2008-12-28T03:50:00.001-08:00

1: Make Me Yours Now & Foreve - Sunidhi Chauhan 2: Jaaniya O Jaaniya - Shaan
3: Satrangi - Mahalaxmi Iyer 4: Katra Katra Jeeta Hoon - K.K 5: Lamha Jeelo Lamha Lamha - Shaan 6: Chahat Se Bheega Dil Mera - Shaan & Pamela Jain 7: Sharmeelee Raaton Mein - Shaan & Mahalaxmi Iyer 8: Jaaniya O Jaaniya - Shardha Pandit 9: O My Love - Shaan 10: Dance Medley - Various

Maharathi (New Hot Video in Smartmovie)

2008-12-28T03:47:00.001-08:00

http://videos.mobileomatic.com/downloads/videosnmovies/2008/promos/AVI/Maharathi%20(Nokia-Mobile-Tones.com).avi

Maa Da Ladla - Dostana (Mummy Mix) (Full Video in 3GP)

2008-12-28T03:39:00.000-08:00

http://videos.mobileomatic.com/downloads/videosnmovies/2008/promos/3GP/Maa%20Da%20Ladla%20-%20Mummy%20Mix%20-%20Dostana%20(Nokia-Mobile-Tones.com).3GP

Yuvvraaj (All Full Videos in 3GP)

2008-12-28T03:37:00.001-08:00

Right click on the link and select "Save Target As..." to download Video song1. Tu Hi Meri Dost Hai 2. Tu Hi Meri Dost Hai - 2 3. Shano Shano 4. Mastam Mastam 5. Tu Muskura
6. Dil Ka Rishta 7. Yuvvraaj Medley Mix

Jumbo mp3 songs

2008-12-28T03:33:00.000-08:00

Right click on the link and select "Save Target As..." to download song(easy Downoad 128kbps)
Everything Gonna Be Alright Dil Mera Jumbo Chayee Madhoshiyan Badhte Chalo Jaya He Chayee Madhoshiyan - Remix

Raaz - The Mystery Continues mp3

2008-12-28T03:30:00.000-08:00

Right click on the link and select "Save Target As..." to download song(easy Downoad 128kbps)

Maahi Soniyo O Jaana Kaisa Ye Raaz Hai Bandaa Re Soniyo (From The Heart Mix)Maahi (Rock With Me Mix)O Jaana (Dance With Me Mix)

Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi (All Videos from Movie in Smartmovie)

2008-12-28T03:28:00.000-08:00

Right click on the link and select "Save Target As..." to download Video song
Tujh Mein Rab Dikhta Hai - 2 Tujh Mein Rab Dikhta Hai Phir Milenge Chalte Chalte Haule Haule Dancing Jodi Dance Pe Chance

Ghajini mp3 songs (all songs)

2008-12-28T03:25:00.000-08:00

Ghajini mp3 songs (all songs) Posted: 22 Nov 2008 12:12 PM PST Right click on the link and select "Save Target As..." to download song(easy Downoad 128kbps)

Guzarish
Aye Bachchu
Kaise Mujhe
Behka
Latoo
Kaise Mujhe - Instrumental

Meerabai Not Out MP3 Songs

2008-12-28T03:20:00.000-08:00

Album: Meerabai Not Out
Director: Chandrakant Kulkarni

Producer: Pritish Nandy, Besty Clark
Story and Screenplay: Soumik Sen
Music: Sandesh Shandilya
Lyrics: Soumik Sen, Irfan Qureshi, R N Dubey, Prashant Vasl
Cast: Mahesh Manjrekar, Prateeksha Lonkar, Anupam Kher, Mandira Bedi, Anil Kumble, Eijaz Khan
Year: 2008
Right click on the link and select "Save Target As..." to download song(easy Downoad 128kbps)
1: Hai Rama - Sukhwinder Singh, Neha Kakkad
2: Meerabai Not Out - Neeraj Shridhar, Vijay Prakash
3: O Dil Sambhal - Neera Shridhar, Sunidhi Chauhan
4: Chal De Rapat - Vijay Prakash, Sandesh Shandilya
5: Kaisi Yeh Shaam - Kunal Ganjawala
6: O Dil Sambhal [Remix] - Kunal Ganjawala
7: Chal De Rapat [Remix] - Vijay Prakash, Sandesh Shandilya

!! amazing landscapes !!

2008-12-02T08:36:00.000-08:00

wallpaper

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funny

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Reka Ebergenyi

2008-11-11T07:51:00.000-08:00

Have a Nice Day

2008-11-11T07:44:00.000-08:00

To Make Life More Understand
It Take A Happy Heart
Living Life To It 's Fullest
Each Day A Brand New Start.

It Take A Strong Attitude
When Tribulation Come Our Way
Finding Courage To Carry On
Take The Time To Prayer .

Life Is What We Make It
The Short Time We Are Here
Start Each Day With A H appy
Heart,
And Throw Away The Fear .

Do The Best That You Can Do
Live One Day At A Time
Be Loyal To Your Familys And Friends
Your Life Will Be Just Fine .

Nice 1

2008-11-09T03:57:00.000-08:00

Paintings

2008-11-09T03:42:00.000-08:00

Friendship Greetings

2008-11-08T01:53:00.000-08:00

hindi-jokes

2008-11-07T09:16:00.000-08:00

वो बोले "महफिल में कहीँ
हमारे जूते खो गए अब हम घर कैसे
जायेगे",
हमने कहा "आप शायरी शुरू कर
दीजिए इतने आयेगे की फिर गिन
नही पायेंगे"

एक नया जोड़ा शादी के बाद
आशीर्वाद लेने के लिए नेता के
पास गया.
नेता बोला "हम आशीर्वाद नही
देते... सिर्फ उदघाटन ही करते
हैं"

टैक्सी ड्राइवर मारवाड़ी
पस्सेंजर से : "सर गाडी के
ब्रेक फेल हो गए है अब क्या
करु.?"
मारवाड़ी : "हरामखोर, पहले मीटर
बंद कर..."

Fashion Week in Miami

2008-11-07T09:06:00.000-08:00

Some SMS Shayaris

2008-11-07T08:51:00.000-08:00

Tum khafa hogaye to koi khushi na rahegi,
Tere bina chirago me roshni na rahegi;
Kya kahe kya guzregi dil par,
Zinda to rahenge par zindagi na rahegi.
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Hamare zakhmo ki vajhah bhi wo hai..
Hamare zakhmo ki Dava bhi wo hai…
Wo namak zakmo pe lagaye to kya hua…
Mohabbat karne ki wazah bhi wo hai…
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Chiragon ko aur tej kar do
Kyunki roshni bahut kam hai
Aur main tamaam umar tera intezaar kar longa
Phir bhi yeh gam rehega ki “Zindagi kam hai”
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Hamara har lamha chura liya apne ,
Aankhon ko i chand dikha diya apne ,
Hame zindagi to di kisi aur NE
Par itna pyar dekar jeena sikha diya apne
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Kaash! Seerat Aap ki Itni Pyari na hoti
Kaash! App se Mulaqat Hamari na hoti
Kaash! Tumhein Sapno hi mai dekh lete
Aaj Mulaqat ko itni Be-Qarari na hoti

Funny Shayari SMS

2008-11-07T08:28:00.000-08:00

Allama Iqbal Apni GirlFriend Ko Kis Trha Sms Kerte . . .Ae Jaan-e-Jaan Tere Intizaar Main Aankhain Nam HynYe Last SMS Hy Kyun K Balance Kam Hy . . . ;->Kiya ap close up kertay hain?Kiay ap confidence say chaltay hein?Kiya ap penality bharte hai? ”Mobile” k bill say bhartay hain?To SMs kiuon nahi kartay hein!Pappu: Dad, mein biwi nu sms kita ki main Raat nu aunga,ghar aaya te kisi hor de nal suti si.Dad: Puttar galti mobile company di aa, jede time nal sms nahi bhejdePremi : Bewafa tune mera dil jalakar rakh kar diya.Premika : Ae mere kurban ashiq teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi,rakh ghar bhej de bartan majne ke kam aayegi.Neend Aayi Toh Khwaab Aaye,Khwaab Aaye Toh Aap Aaye,Issi Kash-Ma-Kash Mein Raat Guzar Gayi,Na Neend Aayi, Na Aap Aaye…!

Computer addiction

2008-11-06T09:33:00.000-08:00

Bodybuilder Animal

2008-11-06T09:30:00.000-08:00

Love or Hate Illusion

2008-11-06T09:16:00.000-08:00

The reflection of the mirror shows the true hidden meaning of the word hate.